A Cart Apart
I’m walking through Wal*Mart’s parking lot on a mission of self-preservation or grocery shopping…whatever. Payday is today and my bank account is momentarily inflated. There’s a good chance I’ll drop a hundred dollars or more on exciting things like bananas and diapers. Once, spending money was a thrill and money burnt a hole in my pocket. Now, spending money is like having my blood drawn.
After keeping my eyes peeled for the dangerous combination of handicapped plates and brake lights, I approach the large set of double glass doors. “Ok, I’m six steps away…just keep marching at the doors.” I can’t slow. There’s no way I’m letting my fellow Wal*Mart shoppers think I’m weak….Never! “Five steps…not to worry.” I’m a bull charging a red curtain. “Ok, three steps and they’re still not opening.” I break into a sweat. “Two steps…still closed…steady Matt!” One step and….the glass doors slide open just enough for my shoulders to drift through.
Catastrophe averted, I move to the carts. Picking from the available carts is a little like choosing from a parade of leapers. You’re not getting a good cart – you’re not. If you’re a betting man, try the lottery. Each cart has some special trait added to make your shopping experience into the chore it should be.
Here’s an abbreviated chart that lists a few things to be aware of.
