Product Recall!!
DodoEggs.com proudly announces the recall of its revolutionary, and popular baby monitor – The Ga-Ga Gabber! Using space age materials, the Ga-Ga Gabber translates an infants cooing and crying into plainly understandable speech or English! However, a translational “glitch” has raised the concern of many caregivers and requires DodoEggs.com to publicize a recall.
The Ga-Ga Gabber’s development team, a mix of intoxicated MIT drop-outs, engineered a product which computes the baby’s words AND calculates implied feelings as well. The problem arises with a much too literal translational algorithm. We at DodoEggs.com regret any embarrassing circumstances our product may have caused.
All of our customers complaints have been throughly investigated and reviewed. We now present a few of our favorites…
From Sally in Fort Smut, Ohio: “I’m a nursing mother who had a friend over for lunch one day. My twelve month old boy wanders over to her, grabs her knee, and coos. We both thought it was adorable until the Ga-Ga Gabber blurts out, ‘Wow lady! You’ve got a great rack!’ I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life! How can you produce such a product!!!”
From Rachel in Travesty City, Utah: “My infant girl was upstairs taking a nap. She woke up and began goo-goo-gaaing with her teddy bear. All of the sudden, there’s static and I hear my sweet Jessica mumbling, ‘Mr. Fuzz Butt, can you believe how tacky my outfit is! My shirt says PRINCESS with a unicorn underneath. Dang, is my mother colorblind!?”
Finally, here’s Joline from Busterville: “I was fixing supper one night and trying to take care of my other two kids when my little Maxwell woke from his nap. He must have had a poo poo diaper becasue suddenly I hear over the monitor, ‘Hey!! How about a little help here!! I’ve got a diaper full of crap here!!! I don’t see anyone else sitting in this stuff!!!”
We at DodoEggs.com apologize for any problems this “glitch” may have caused. Please return your Go-Go Gabber to any DodoEggs.com office branch…conviently located in the Geographical Center of the Internet.
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