Romantic Classifieds
From the Classified Section of the DodoCoop Gazette…
I’ve tried the bar scene, singles groups, on-line chats,
double dates, blind dates, and dates who were blind.
I’m now desperate enough for the classifieds!
Not as needy as I sound. CALL ME!
Siamese twin (male, 24) looking for single female.
I enjoy time w/ family and specialty clothing stores.
I share a stomach and intestine w/ brother but nothing else.
SWF – I’m a deluxe swimsuit model with $$$$$.
I love sports and seek a man to make happy.
Whirlwind romance my dream / Pre-nup OK.
Seeking SWM that will believe anything.
Get 2 men for the price of one!
On-line character is Level 80 Necromancer!
Dashing, rich, able to cast enchantment spell on you!
Real self (5′2, 246 lbs.) available as well.
Single white female will take any slightly used man.
Money is more important than looks or charm.
I lie about my age – now forgotten my real age.
Like to gamble? Call me 123-4560.
Single Male Beagle seeking last foray.
My romantic skills keen – 6 unexpected litters!
Master displeased \ will soon neuter.
Seeking SFB and something to howl about.
SWM seeking good maid / hot girlfriend.
Excellent pay but the benefits are only average.
Promotions opportunity – as future spouse!
My socks are waiting for you! Call 434-2344!
February 11th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Funny stuff Matt.