Dodo Eggs

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Where communication is the key to finding out what’s happening after work.
Where talk is cheap and dialogue is on sale.
Where the water coolers are wired.

Hello employees of the most professional novelty & curio company in the continental United States and parts of California!  There is a pressing issue, which, as your leader, I must address.  It involves the ever pressing needs for paradox in an ever-pressing world.  It cannot be ignored any further and someone needs to blow the blow horn on it.

Eugene came into my office this morning and he began telling me a story about finally finding a urologist that was competent, congenial, and had kept his hands warm.  (For those of you in our Manhattan skyscraper who don’t already know  Well, never mind.  Eugene wanted me to keep it a secret so I cant tell you – I wouldn’t shake hands with him though.)  Despite my efforts to drop obvious hints, the guy would not leave the room.  I had a timed game of Solitaire on my computer and had just poured a bowl of Cheerios!  These things are time sensitive!

I quit making eye contact.  I started humming show tunes.  I periodically said, “Yea” in the middle of one of his sentences.  I turned partially away.  Nothing worked!

Starting immediately Policy Number #2333 is in effect.  If a fellow professional blurts out “Yabba, dabba, doo” during a conversation, the other professional is required to shut up.  Hard feelings are not allowed under this policy. 

NOTE:  There are important exceptions.  No “Yabba, dabba, doing” during staff meetings!  I know this is the first thing that went through your heads!  And if you try Policy #2333 on me I’ll open my wallet and begin showing you pictures of my family.  I dare you to try me, sucka!

As always folks professionalism is key to profitability!
Chief Dodo

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