Dodo Eggs

Today’s airline industry is swarmed with bad ideas and seemingly self-destructive business plans.  At DodoAir.com we ask, “If annoying travelers is all it takes to make an airline fly, can we not accomplish that?”  We most certainly can!  Come fly like a dodo!

The savvy traveler can now save money with our new third-class type of ticket holder…baggage class!  If you’re not claustrophobic but your wallet is, then this is your ticket!  Scoot in, tuck your legs, and watch those luggage handles!  Annually washed pillows are available upon request.

Did you know that a huge, multimillion dollar passenger plane has NO REVERSE?  That’s right!  Capable of flying half way across the globe at amazing speeds and dizzying altitudes but it can’t back out of a paper bag!  At DodoAir.com, passengers find a place in front of the plane to push it onto the runway before boarding.  No expensive and unnecessary crew and equipment!  We call that additional cost savings! 

To further make air travel so grossly convenient, we at DodoAir.com have instituted a schedule of fees.

1) If you fail to urinate or defecate before boarding the plane, you will be charged an Escheatment Transportation Fee or ETF.  This fee ranges from six hundred to seven hundred dollars.   
2) Peanuts are too expensive and increase the plane’s weight.  At DodoAir.com we now proudly serve Styrofoam peanuts.  (Available in your favorite color)
3) Passengers carrying a spare tire, junk-in-the-trunk, or both will be charged for an extra bag.
4) Instead of the prohibitive cost of soft drinks, air hostesses will now simply spray a refreshing, fruity aerosol in your face.  NO CHARGE!
5) Passengers with excess body hair cause undue drag on the progress of the airplane in flight.  If the captain awards you furry status, you will be charged.   Sorry no discount for baldness.

Come, experience the joy of cheap travel with DodoAir.com.  Fly like a Dodo!

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