Smothered Hooks!
DodoEggs.com, conveniently located in downtown Manhattan, has done it again! Seemingly insulated by an urban tomb of concrete and glass, the innovative geniuses at DodoEggs.com expand their line of helpful products with the fisherman’s new best friend…The Smothered Hook!
Now you can purchase these hand crafted (machine assisted) surgical, stainless steel hooks with the bait already baked right on!!! No more stopping at a bait shop for a bucket of useless, slimy night crawlers. For crying out loud, how many times have the kids accidentally spilt those things all over the new Corinthian leather seats of your new Mercedes? Countless! Now you can buy hooks with the delicious night crawler morsels baked right on! No muss, no fuss, no “ewww gross!” from the kids you’ve forced along! (Why actually go fishing when there’s plenty of fishing video games you can play!?) You can even get Smothered Hooks in four distinct flavors: Grecian herb, Cajon spice, Sweet & Sour Crawler, and our latest…Barbeque! The fish won’t be able to resist!
*****Warning: Not responsible for unsupervised children’s use of hooks – tests have shown older siblings to have a keen propensity to stick Smothered Hooks in with the bags of regular snacks as a joke. Please keep in mind that every dollar of profit at DodoEggs.com immediately goes into a Swiss Bank account and our passports are always handy…we’re just saying.*****
Smothered Hooks have also taken the great leap into crickets and minnows! Despise getting the squiggly things on the end of a hook?! It’s not an issue! Smothered Hooks freeze dry these delicious creatures to your hooks the same way your grandmother did! Love the gooey centers? After the drying process, our technicians at DodoEggs.com carefully fill each with our specially blended “Goo Guts” medley. It’s a proprietary blend!
What? You want to know more about “Goo Guts?” How’s this…tired of evil fish stealing the bait off your hook then swimming off? Well, the Goo Guts medley contains a toxic substance that kills the perpetrating fish. Just wait for them to float to the surface. Never lose a fish again!
*****Warning: DodoEggs.com is not responsible if anyone ingests fish exposed to Goo Guts. They will die…we’re not kidding. This also seems like a good time to mention the passport thing. The first hint of a lawsuit and we are gone. You’ll never find us. Oh yea, the EPA frowns upon Goo Guts being introduced to the food chain so any fish you catch using it must be dumped off at any of the convenient places you drop off old car batteries.*****
DodoEggs.com has done it again!
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