Comments on: Lead Laced Tongue http://dodo-eggs.com/2009/09/17/lead-laced-tongue/ Scrambled Thoughts From Fried Thinkers Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:27:34 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Matt Teply http://dodo-eggs.com/2009/09/17/lead-laced-tongue/comment-page-1/#comment-8535 Matt Teply Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:54:53 +0000 http://dodo-eggs.com/?p=1107#comment-8535 If you want to appear smart when you’re really dumb as a pile of rocks... Memorize quotes from famous people then pepper them into conversations when it’s appropriate. Even though it isn’t you’re idea, you’ll still receive partial credit! I love quote books. An hour can ooze by whenever I get my hands on one. I love the bite-sized portions of wisdom. When so much of what people say is forgettable, to have someone decide to write down that perfect one-liner is such a strong endorsement. Sometimes I enjoy imagining the setting the quote was first delivered and the looks on everyone’s face. Of course I finish each one with, “Geesh, I could have said that.” To remedy the situation, I’ve decided to use DodoEggs.com to immortalize my powerful proverbs into the digital fabric of the universe. You can use any of these quotes yourself just make sure you finish with a quick, “Copyright Matt Teply / DodoEggs.com” under your breath. The initial post received these comments… Melissa Says: I am not suppose to laugh that hard in a public library….people start to stare! Deb Germain Says:Were you looking in the mirror when you saw ’someone’ picking thier nose on the way to school? dustin s Says: picking your nose will cause nose bleeds…. be cautious matt If you want to appear smart when you’re really dumb as a pile of rocks… Memorize quotes from famous people then pepper them into conversations when it’s appropriate. Even though it isn’t you’re idea, you’ll still receive partial credit!

I love quote books. An hour can ooze by whenever I get my hands on one. I love the bite-sized portions of wisdom. When so much of what people say is forgettable, to have someone decide to write down that perfect one-liner is such a strong endorsement. Sometimes I enjoy imagining the setting the quote was first delivered and the looks on everyone’s face.

Of course I finish each one with, “Geesh, I could have said that.”

To remedy the situation, I’ve decided to use DodoEggs.com to immortalize my powerful proverbs into the digital fabric of the universe. You can use any of these quotes yourself just make sure you finish with a quick, “Copyright Matt Teply / DodoEggs.com” under your breath.
The initial post received these comments…

Melissa Says: I am not suppose to laugh that hard in a public library….people start to stare!

Deb Germain Says:Were you looking in the mirror when you saw ’someone’ picking thier nose on the way to school?

dustin s Says: picking your nose will cause nose bleeds…. be cautious matt

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