Dodo Eggs

How many times have you painstakingly prepared for a day out only to find a blemish you missed in the car’s rear view mirror?  You’re in the car and driving…you can’t shave off that wild hair now!!  You’re screwed and your confidence is shattered.  You were hoping to ask Sally Roundbottom out (a bit on the plump side and hard to talk to but at least you have a shot with her) but she’ll be sure to spot that wild hair right away.  With no self confidence, you’ll be turned down flat.

DodoEggs.com, the galactic leader in lifestyle products, introduces Product #562!  (Attn Marketing:  You’re overpaid.)  Number 562 is a mount anywhere review mirror!  Place one on the refrigerator!  Mount one on the front door!  Donate one to a disadvantaged child with severe acne!  Now you’ll never miss that stray hair, your crow’s feet, or all those blackheads.  If there’s something wrong with your face…you’ll know it thanks to Product Number 562!

Product #562s are hand harvested from the continental US’s finest auto salvage yards!  When you want the finest in blemish / nose goblin detection try Product #562a!  These are review mirrors pulled from Europe’s finest automobiles.  Imagine the pleasure caressing your fingertips as you wrap you digits around the Corinthian leather of Mercedes review mirror (any buttons found on any models do not work). 

Listen to one customer’s recent rant, “DodoEggs.com you’ve done it again!  After opening my posh, trendy, overpriced restaurant in downtown Spokane, I needed a gimmick to get folks to eat there.  I installed Product #562s in all the stalls right above the toilet paper dispensers!  Whamo!  Instant buzz!  Ladies would spend as much time sitting in on a toilet in the bathroom than they did at their tables!  Of course, that meant I needed to build a second women’s bathroom because…well…women are slow using the restroom anyway.”

Order Product #562 today!  It’s hard to say there’s a limited number since people wreck cars everyday but if you delay we might send you one from a Yugo.

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