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Attention DodoEggs.com readers!!!  Now you can order your pre-printing copy of Matt Teply’s coming autobiography titled, “No Regrets…Thanks To Amnesia!”  This exciting read is packed with anecdotal gems from Mr. Teply’s fascinating life.

Here’s a powerful sample from the “About the Author” section also written by Matt Teply…

 “The author is truly and expert in his field.  Every detail is meticulously verified and rendered in stunning detail.  Truly, no one in the world of literature writes on the niche field of Mattacological Tepology with even close to same vigor and authority.  It’s truly a must read for anyone interested in the in this fascinating human being.  You’ll be hanging on every word as Matt dabbles with jelly before peanut butter!  You’ll be brought to tears by Matt’s stirring adolescent struggle with periodic acne!

 I’ve known Mr. Teply longer than anyone and I can assure you that there’s nothing in the book that Mr. Teply didn’t verify and completely approve.  

 My favorite parts are, of course, the pictures.  The book’s official soundtrack isn’t bad either.

  In this mind blowing first volume, you’ll be given a front seat tour of Matt’s exciting life!  Personally, Chapter One is unforgettable with its powerful forging of Matt Rule #1 – “You can only call me by my full name if you’ve changed my diaper.”  Classic!

 I’m confident that Matt’s wit and candor will remain just as potent when the unsold inventories of “No Regrets…Thanks To Amnesia!” are recycled into cardboard boxes and Chinese menus.”

• Don’t Regret What You Deserve
• Testing Love
• Accounting for Love
• Easter Cake!
• Interview with Matt Smith