Dodo Eggs

Girls, is the boy in your life really interested in you?  Do you hear wedding bells and he’s listening to the call of the wild?   Find out how smitten he is by taking our LOVE QUIZ!

Question #1 – When is the last time he bought you flowers?

A- Last Week!  (5 pts.)
B- It’s been a while but it still happens…sometimes.  (3 pts.)
C- He promised me a bouquet when we got married. (0 pts.)
D- He claims he’s allergic. (-1 pts.)

Question #2 – When you ask, “Do I look fat in this ________?” He replies…

A- “No, don’t you know by now that I’m the ugly one?” (5 pts)
B- “No, and for goodness sake, please don’t ask me that.” (3 pts.)
C- “No.” Pauses.  “How do you feel about liposuction?” (0 pts.)
D- “Baby, you look like thirteen Twinkies in a dozen box.” (-1 pts.)

Question #3 – When you want to watch a “Chick Flick,” how does he respond?

 A – “Sure!  As long as I get to pick the snacks…and I’ll try not to cry.” (5 pts.)
 B – “Ok, but then I get a Sunday of uninterrupted football.” (3 pts.)
 C – “Na.  I think I’ll go run your dad’s table saw.” (0 pts.)
 D – “Hmmm, no but I think professional wrestling is on.” (-1 pts.)

Question #4 – What would his response be if you ordered two deserts at a restaurant?
 
 A – “Really?  You know you cannot get any sweeter!” (5 pts.)
 B – “Really?  I’m not that hungry you know.  (3 pts.)
 C – “Really?  When was the last time you worked out twice in one day?” (0 pts.)
 D – “You might as well.  I’m dumping you tomorrow.”  (-1 pts.)

Question #5 – How would he describe you to an old college or high school pal?

 A – “She’s not too bad and over half my friends think she’s hot!”  (5 pts.)
B – “It’s been a month and I’m still thinking about her.” (3 pts.)
 C – “I like her but…you know…I’m keeping my options open.” (0 pts.)
 D – “She’s kind of low maintenance.”  (-1 pts.)

Question #6 – You have a pimple on your face.  He alerts you by saying…

A- (Offers you little brother $20 to tell you about it.) (5 pts.)
B- “Umm…Never mind.” (3 pts.)
C- “Hey, you could use some more make up.” (0 pts.)
D- “Hold on, let me get my pliers and we can straighten a few of your teeth at the same time.” (-1 pts.)

Question #7 – Someone asks him what your favorite color is.  He says…

 A – “Green, defiantly green…no, wait, blue?” (5 pts.)
 B – “She likes a lot of colors.  Pick one.” (3 pts.)
 C – “She harps about a lot of stuff, but she hasn’t reached colors yet. (0 pts.)
 D – “What color is ugly?” (-1 pts.)

Question #8 – You like the name Timber for a future boy.  He says, …
 
 A – “No, but I think its sweet when you’re insane.” (3 pts.)
 B – “No, and are you on drugs?”  (3 pts.)
 C – “No, and suddenly I don’t think procreation is in the mix here.” (3 pts.)
 D – “No.” He squints and looks hard at you. “No.” (3 pts.)

Question #9 – What is his response if you offer to pay for a fancy meal?
 
 A – “Save your money…You’ve got to replace my stolen heart.” (5 pts.)
 B – “Well, if you insist but the next time we go to McDonald’s it’s all me.”  (3 pts.)
C –  “Whew, thanks.  I didn’t bring any money.  I was going to have you wash dishes.” (0 pts.)
  D – “Sure, and don’t forget to leave a nice tip for the hot waitress.” (-1 pts.)

Question #10 – How often does he call you?
 
 A – Whenever I’m lonely. (5 pts.)
 B – Every afternoon. (3 pts.)
 C – When he needs something. (0 pts.)
E- Once, during the rainy season. (-1 pts.)  

SCORE-

 30 – 50 Points = This guy has your expectations too high.  Dump him.
 20 – 30 Points = This is a normal guy.  If you can get by the smell, keep him.
 10 – 20 Points = Well…If you GOT to have a child.
 00 – 10 Points = He’s not worth the Mother-in-Law.  Dump him.
 Negative Points =  A monkey in a tux would work better.

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