http://dodo-eggs.com/2009/04/20/lackluster-teenager/ Scrambled Thoughts From Fried Thinkers Wed, 15 Sep 2010 01:15:15 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://dodo-eggs.com/2009/04/20/lackluster-teenager/comment-page-1/#comment-8352 Melodie Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:38:56 +0000 http://dodo-eggs.com/?p=768#comment-8352 The parents of the kids that need to be tested should probably be testing them for drug use! My kids have more energy than I could ever possibly keep up with. The parents of the kids that need to be tested should probably be testing them for drug use! My kids have more energy than I could ever possibly keep up with.

]]> http://dodo-eggs.com/2009/04/20/lackluster-teenager/comment-page-1/#comment-8161 nate(Billy Maze!!!) Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:52:04 +0000 http://dodo-eggs.com/?p=768#comment-8161 You need the dude with the beard from the oxy clean or org.glow informercials You need the dude with the beard from the oxy clean or org.glow informercials

]]> http://dodo-eggs.com/2009/04/20/lackluster-teenager/comment-page-1/#comment-8159 Greg Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:00:41 +0000 http://dodo-eggs.com/?p=768#comment-8159 If you made an informercial on this and ran it at 2 am, you'd probably make a sale. "Three low low payments of $9.99. But wait! If you order now, we'll DOUBLE your order and include TWO Fatality Tests. Hold on! The first 50 callers get a free upgrade to the deluxe teak sticks, guaranteed to survive in the wettest, moldiest conditions. Call now to reserve your Fatality Test! *mumble* Product not legal in 49 states. *mumble*" If you made an informercial on this and ran it at 2 am, you’d probably make a sale. “Three low low payments of $9.99. But wait! If you order now, we’ll DOUBLE your order and include TWO Fatality Tests. Hold on! The first 50 callers get a free upgrade to the deluxe teak sticks, guaranteed to survive in the wettest, moldiest conditions. Call now to reserve your Fatality Test! *mumble* Product not legal in 49 states. *mumble*”

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