Dodo Eggs

Welcome to your fifth lesson in our detailed study of the amazingly profound yet confusingly quirky, wild Dumbknuckle.  Our study thus far, has taught us that Dumbknuckles can come from any quarter.  They show a remarkable ability to confound any environment.  Dumbknuckle logic can seem a bit counter intuitive to the unaware and truth be known, even experts have no idea how to explain it. 

Today, you will get the chance to taste and experience the tangy sensations of rancid logic.

Scenario Five

At the high school where Mrs. Teply first taught, the students were asked the following question for the school newspaper. 

“Should marijuana be legalized?”

Please keep in mind three of these responses are actual answers.  Two are made up.  Your assignment is to determine which are which.

*Nick Wollwart a freshman replied, “Yes, because it helps cancer patients.  But they should make it expensive so only cancer patients can afford it.” (Only rich people get cancer!  Wait, it gets better.)

*ChiefDodo at DodoEggs.com stated, “Filling your body with smoke and your mind with chemicals is what all the cool kids are doing, so let’s not.”  (This kid was defiantly not cool.)

*Jenna Jennason a senior said, “Yes, everybody will get along.  Less problems occur from marijuana than from alcohol.  It would be good for business.”  (Only one of those thoughts were valid.  Guess which one.)

*Eugene a writer at DodoEggs.com remarked, “Can you come back later?  I’m busy filling out my application to ChickenPoop.com ”

*Lauren Leelan a senior quipped, “Yes, it’ll bring the violence down, and it helps people when they don’t feel good.  God made pot; man made beer.  Who do you trust?”  (Yes, in the original Old Testament manuscripts Moses wrote about fresh doobies falling from the sky along with manna.)

• DumbKnuckle – Lesson 3
• Drowning in Dumbknuckles
• Dumbknuckle – Lesson 4
• DumbKnuckle – Lesson 1
• Un-Aware