Dodo Eggs

Like any coach, general, or engineer, a man needs a plan when approaching an attractive female.  If “Being yourself” was an option, you wouldn’t be wearing all that cologne.  You want the ladies attention and you’re going to need help. 

Social Scenario #1:  You approach a young lady for the first time and want to make an impression.  It’s not completly necessary that it’s a good one.  She turns in your direction with an open look on her face.  Here’s your chance…

Dynamic Quote:  “Hi, I’m the one they call (your first name here).”

Further Application:  Don’t try to be too serious with this just deliver the line with a suppressed grin.  The humor value is amplified by just using your first name.  If you deliver this right, you should earn a slight giggle.

Now if only you could follow it up with a solid conversation…

Social Scenario #2: You’ve succeeded in getting her attention and now it’s time to follow up with a line that ties a knot around her attention.  Whatever you do…DON’T TALK ABOUT YOURSELF!  Let’s face it, you’re not that impressive.

Dynamic Quote:  “A friend of mine told me you were one of the funniest people they know.”

Further Application:  No one, I mean NO ONE can resist finding out who is talking about them.  This young lady will be forced to ask the identity of your informant.  She may even come to pester you.  (You can tell her is was a line on your 50th wedding anniversary.)

Also, this may put her in a self-conscious state.  She now has a reputation she wants to keep up.  There’s a chance she will make an effort to impress YOU.

Social Scenario #3:  You’ve succeeded in starting the conversation.  The next step is to compliment her without having it seem ingenious or sound like a lame line.  This may sound strange but you should try…

Dynamic Quote: “You know, I like the set of your shoulders.  It seems like so many women today slump, but not you.”

 Further Application:  This also makes you seem observant.  Ladies are interested in men who think and notice things that are not as obvious. 

Social Scenario #4:  Things are going well.  She thinks you’re funny and observant.  Seize the conversation completely by getting her to complain or at least discuss her employment.  Most people will not waste an ear that will absorb their complaints.

Dynamic Quote:  “Say, I’ll bet you love your job.”

Further Application:  Well, I hope you like this girl because she’s yours now.

Disclaimers:  Results not warrentied in foreign cultures.  Must have at least a minimum skill bank of social aptitude.  To experience maximum male jealousy, you must be at least as tall as males around you.  Do not attempt to date women who are more than two leagues out of yours.

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