Dodo Eggs

Welcome to the first post in Cupid’s Cavities.  If you didn’t read the caption associated with the category it says, “A collection of love focused stories and ideas sweet enough to give Cupid tooth decay.”

What really makes these posts different from Dodo Eggs and the other categories is the truth.  Well, there’s at least a healthy dose of it.  You’ll find these posts a thirst-quenching change from everything else on Dodo Eggs.  Or maybe you won’t.

Let’s begin with a couple bits of advice for marital bliss from Mama Teply…

“Move at least 2 hours from me.” – It’s not that she doesn’t like me…I think.  It’s her opinion that only two people should have their hands in a marriage’s delicate clockwork.  

“Never call me and complain about your wife.”- Mama Teply doesn’t wash my dirty laundry anymore (of any sort).  This principle extends to anyone.  It’s horrible form and a tacky habit to complain to anyone about you spouse.  It’s one of the first signs of serious malady.

Since this introductory post was a little short, I’ve added a few bonus quotes from Mama Teply.

“You are as useless as tits on a boar hog.” – Are you so lazy you can’t keep a hobby?   

No one knows why men have tits.  I liken them to hood ornaments on a car.  One thing is for certain, mean big brothers have been trying to twist them off for years and they’re still there.

“Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk is sure good.” – The context of this quote would lead one to believe there was a positive result to whatever difficulty one was experiencing.  This was rarely the case when my mother used it. 

“That’s Neater than a Sceeter’s Peter.”- When “Congradualtions!” or “That’s really great!” just doesn’t seem quite right. 

• Good Egg & Bad Egg 5
• Laying A Dodo Egg
• More Dodo Love
• Ten Thousand Free Punches To The Face!
• The Complaint Department